Ten

I saw the guy from the tube station this morning when I went food-shopping.

I tried my best to hide behind an old Chinese man but realized pretty quickly that he was.. actually smaller then me.

Operation failed, to say the very least.

"Hey lady! You are not trying to hide are you? Because that would make this A.W.K.W.A.R.D haaaaahahahaha hahahahahaha aaaaah ha."

"Morning mister, we meet again."

"I am buying breakfast because I did not have any back home, you know."

"Why do you keep on popping up everywhere I go?"

"Haha. It is not like I am stalking you..................."

"You scare me."



"I live here smartass and I buy my morning eggs in Tesco, just like you do."

"I do not eat eggs actually."

"But they taste SO fantastic! YUMM-Y!"

"Well, it is really.. period, you know. Chicken period. When you think about it."

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat... wait. WHAT!? God, that is grose. That is really.. ah. THAT.. is. Hm."