Thirty two

There are a few things I have noticed trying to survive this little thing called life and some valuable lessons it has taught me so far:

1. That in regards to love, I do not believe that it is about finding the right one - a soul mate or whatever label you prefer to put on it. I simply believe in finding someone you want to be with and if that person wants to be with you too, you make it work by figuring out ways that will make this whole thing.. life.. your lives fucking beautiful and well, that the relationship will make you both equally happy. There is no stressing it and no forcing it to feel good and do not waste your time looking for the perfect person.
2. That the human race is a crazy breed. No need to elaborate this statement any further, really. 
3. That it is almost impossible to find the perfect avocado. Hence my question, why is this fruit in particular so extremely hard to handle?
4. That water tastes to much better when drinking straight out of the bottle, while coke is the total opposite - it needs a can or a glass. And maybe some ice, but not too much. It depends.
5. That having goals and hopes and believing in something or.. everything makes you fucking unstoppable and it makes you a winner even if you happen loose.. a whole lot. And let us face it, we all loose a whole lot -  all the time. You are great in my book if you are walking on the wild side from time to time, trying to follow your dreams. The outcome is just not equally important.
6. That dudes - you do look a lot better with long hair. Just relax and let it grow, if you scalp is able to achieve this of course, and wear it like Jesus wore it. Hallelujah. With long hair - you can even get a away with being a bit ugly! I honestly do not see the problem here, stop fighting it.
7. That feta cheese and cool sneakers.. really is the answer to everything.
8. That making the perfect tzatziki is a simple task.. if you have the secret recipe. I am sharing this now, with you, but do not tell your friends. Savvy? The trick is that when you think that you have put enough garlic in the tzatziki-sauce, chuck twice as much in there. Voila! It will without a doubt give you a smelly mouth, but that is a fairly small price to pay for a proper food orgasm.
9. That Coke without Jack Daniels is a very, very sad thing.
10. That you know you have met your Prince Charming at least once in your lifetime when standing at a bus stop, in front of a male creature who is spraying a crazy amount of AXE under his armpits. He is taking a deep breath, enjoying his own smell a tiny bit too much, looking up at you with a serious face, biting his lip and whispering the words "well.. smells like i'm gonna get you pregnant".
11. That ginger-people either love me or hate me, there is no in between at all here for some reason. 
12. That if life gives you lemons then fucking cry about it and get it over with. Trying to force yourself into making some lame-ass lemonade never, ever works.
13. That peaches tastes a lot better than nectarines, even though I honestly have no idea which one is which.
14. That sometimes I panic over the fact that I, technically, all of a sudden could loose my hearing. When this happens I have to listen through all Guns n' Roses albums just to have it covered one last time. Just in case, you know.