Forty

Hello, Kellin Quinn I hope you don't mind,

a friendlier person than me is, really, pretty hard to find.

But this can't pass without me saying a word and I think I speak for the entire nation,

the whole thing actually requires a somewhat standing ovation.

So let's sing, laugh and celebrate with a whole string quartet,

and pray you'll be punched in the face by a bunch of rednecks from Lafayette.

I want to tattoo "congratulations" on your face using a cigarette,

that's right Mr. Quinn, you just won the price of most embarrassing quote on the internet.