Six

Happy mothers day, dear mother! I love you! Thank you for being you and for teaching me that life is entirely what you make it and everything is possible and fuck you ALL OF YOU that would ever tell me otherwise.

Anyways, I have seen the same dude at the Bethnal Green tube station, almost every morning for about a month now.

He looks like a mixture of Spike from Notting Hill:

 

And Duff McKagan in this picture:

He approached me today at 6.50 in the morning and it ended up being one of the funniest conversations I have had in a long time.

Dude: "Hey...........................................................eeey. Haha. I.. erh.. how are you doing?"
Me: "Hey you, I am good, thanks. How are you?"
Dude: "I AM DRUNK! I am ONLY here, AT THIS station when I am DRUNK."
Me: ".......... I have seen you almost every morning here, for about a month now."
Dude: "I AM DRUNK EVERY MORNING! Nah, I really just wanted to check if you had noticed me."
Me: "Must say I have. You look like an old, young Duff McKagan."
Dude: "Old.. and young? Younger! I HAVE GOT LOOOOOONG HAIR!"
Me: "No, like Duff looked when he was younger. But an.. older version."
Dude: "Guess I just look like he does now then, he is older now you know. Older then he was when he was younger."
Me: "You are just like a gentle reminder that I shall never drink again."
Dude: "I will see you tomorrow."
Me: "What?"
Dude: "See you tomorrow!"

To be continued..