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Morning peeps,

The sun is out today and I got all excited.. but sadly, it was just an illusion. I put my hand through the window and it felt like being back in Sweden sometime in November.

I walked to the supermarket this morning to buy coffee and tuna and stumbled across a lady. She looked so hungry that I must say I hesitated walking past her. I got the feeling she had already started thinking about what type of mayonnaise to dip me in, or if I would do better as an omelette.

It blows my mind sometimes - how people can get so into food that they look at other people as if they were a walking Big Mac. She carried one of her boobs on her purse, the other boob jumped up and down like a little child on Christmas morning.

She ended up buying shitloads of bananas, I ended up staying around until she left.

On my way home a skinny dude came up to me asking if I would fancy some Cocaine. I said no thanks, I am just on my way home to have my morning coffee.